Did eubank’s dead son just solve the great squirrel uprising? the afterlife’s oddest obituary unfolds!
1. “Eubank Dead Son”: The Rumor That Ghosted Reality (Spoiler: He’s Fine, Probably) Why This Rumor Has More Lives Than a Cat With a Jetpack Let’s address the elephant—or should we say, the *ghost*—in the… Did eubank’s dead son just solve the great squirrel uprising? the afterlife’s oddest obituary unfolds!








