Nypd’s trump height–weight file revealed: did a rogue tape measure spark the great BMI debate? (spoiler: it’s bananas)
Chapter 1: The NYPD’s Secret File on Trump’s Vertical Limitations (Spoiler: It’s Classified Under “Comedy”) Inside the File: Heels, Hair, and a Tape Measure’s Existential Crisis Deep within the labyrinthine archives of the NYPD’s “Totally… Nypd’s trump height–weight file revealed: did a rogue tape measure spark the great BMI debate? (spoiler: it’s bananas)