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“Till Death (or DIY) Do Us Part”: The Great Chateau Glue Gun Debacle Picture this: a 17th-century French chateau, a romantic DIY renovation dream, and one overzealous glue gun that mistook “rustic charm” for “let’s… Escape to the château diy couple split: did their moat dig a relationship ditch?
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